i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
third nipple confirmed
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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