I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do vagina's smell?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
