if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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