when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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