People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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