You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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