The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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