why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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