I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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