Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
how drunk are you?
Several
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