You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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