She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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