Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I had to cum in my sink.
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