Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
No...this little piggys going to the bar
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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