you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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