Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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