And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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