Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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