i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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