I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I am available for nakedness
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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