Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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