Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
