so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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