Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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