He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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