I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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