the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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