i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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