Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(424): View more from California

Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Mmmm, vodka for breakfast

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(619): View more from California

I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.

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(925): View more from California

They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.

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(757): View more from Virginia

everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.

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(503): View more from Oregon

There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.

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