That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?