i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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