id be glad to
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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