just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We have started to decorate penises.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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