Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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