I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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