What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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