is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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