So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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