I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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