Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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