I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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