Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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