I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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