PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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