What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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