I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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