We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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