Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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