Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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