Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Floor bacon is actually really good
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Randomize