this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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