it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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