So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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