no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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