Is it normal to miss your booty call?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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