i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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