Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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