they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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