Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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